Viva la Nerdolution!: Archive

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Feb 29th

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Okay. I'm tapping out. Someone please plan my...

Feb 28th

Whoa, hello there, new tumblr icons/layout. You're...

Feb 28th

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Feb 24th

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“Everyone has this idea of what a nerd is, with horn-rimmed glasses and a pocket...”

– Zachary Levi

Feb 16th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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10 Things I Learned From "The Return Of The Living... →

zombiecardgame: 10. Don’t call the Government for help. 9. Don’t barricade yourself in the attic. 8. Hardtops are better than convertibles. 7. Whether a costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple. 6. Don’t smack around old storage drums. 5. Don’t agree to do a favor...

Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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"Chill out. It's just a TV show." →

yogaseal: the-absolute-funniest-posts: #gpoy for every chuck fan right now #except we’re not screaming. we’re just doing the ugly crying #or staring off into space at random moments of the day #or having the urge to cry bec the song you’re listening to reminds you of the show but you don’t want to cry bec you’re in a public place #and being annoyed at yourself because it’s just a tv show...

Feb 11th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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omg i want to fall asleep

Feb 9th

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Kyle's psych class

Kyle: 	we were talking about exorcisms and faith healers today lol
Me: 	ew. no me gusta.
Kyle: 	hahaha. the prof interviewed one of the priests from the exorcism the movie the exorcist was based on
Me: 	O________O
Me: 	WHAT DID HE SEE
Kyle: 	well, it was a boy, not a girl, and he didnt spin his head 360 degrees or walk down a staircase on his hands and feet upside down...
 it was all in a hospital not their house...but a lot of the rest was true
 most of it they said could be explained psychologically, except 2 things
Kyle: 	1.  the boy had never heard latin before, neither of his parents knew any, there werent any books with latin in them in the house, etc, but he spoke perfect latin
Me: 	NOOOOOOOO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS...
Kyle: 	the priest that he interviewed actually taught latin, so he knew it really well and he said the boy spoke it better than anyone he'd ever met
 they had entire conversations with him, and threw random questions at him to try to trip him up, but he could answer all of them
Kyle: 	the 2nd is better
Me: 	don't tell me if it's super creepy........wait no, tell me. BUT NO DON'T DO IT
Kyle: 	they had to move the boy to an empty wing of the hospital cuz he was scaring the other patients so the priests were waiting in the room and when they wheeled him in strapped to the bed so he couldnt move, he looked at them and smiled and said "would you like me to move something for you?" so they all think hes strapped in he cant really move anything, but lets humor him, "sure"
Me: 	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kyle: 	there was a lamp on a table on the other side of the room behind where the priests were standing, they told him to move that
Me: 	LIES. ALL OF IT. STAHP
Kyle: 	they were looking at the boy, not the lamp, but they heard noises behind them, the lamp was shaking
Me: 	coincidence. Earthquake.
Kyle: 	then it lifted of the table completely and unplugged itself from the wall and floated to the priests then he asked where they wanted it
Me: 	:sob: why are you telling me this
Kyle: 	one of them told him to put it on the ground near the wall, it floated where he pointed and plugged itself back in he asked if they wanted it on or off. priest said they spent a few days after that doing exorcism rites and stuff, then it all stopped. he also admitted that he has no idea if what they did had any actual effect
Me: 	.__________________.

Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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“Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.”

– Sherlock

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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I'm sorry.

infinity—dreams: xsparkage: kingtriton: omfg the mulan and ariel/scuttle one i can’t even i don’t even know what’s going through my mind right now omgg HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg. I just died.

Feb 7th

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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos 
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*

Feb 6th

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