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Kyle's psych class

• Kyle: we were talking about exorcisms and faith healers today lol
• Me: ew. no me gusta.
• Kyle: hahaha. the prof interviewed one of the priests from the exorcism the movie the exorcist was based on
• Me: O________O
• Me: WHAT DID HE SEE
• Kyle: well, it was a boy, not a girl, and he didnt spin his head 360 degrees or walk down a staircase on his hands and feet upside down...
• it was all in a hospital not their house...but a lot of the rest was true
• most of it they said could be explained psychologically, except 2 things
• Kyle: 1. the boy had never heard latin before, neither of his parents knew any, there werent any books with latin in them in the house, etc, but he spoke perfect latin
• Me: NOOOOOOOO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS...
• Kyle: the priest that he interviewed actually taught latin, so he knew it really well and he said the boy spoke it better than anyone he'd ever met
• they had entire conversations with him, and threw random questions at him to try to trip him up, but he could answer all of them
• Kyle: the 2nd is better
• Me: don't tell me if it's super creepy........wait no, tell me. BUT NO DON'T DO IT
• Kyle: they had to move the boy to an empty wing of the hospital cuz he was scaring the other patients so the priests were waiting in the room and when they wheeled him in strapped to the bed so he couldnt move, he looked at them and smiled and said "would you like me to move something for you?" so they all think hes strapped in he cant really move anything, but lets humor him, "sure"
• Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• Kyle: there was a lamp on a table on the other side of the room behind where the priests were standing, they told him to move that
• Me: LIES. ALL OF IT. STAHP
• Kyle: they were looking at the boy, not the lamp, but they heard noises behind them, the lamp was shaking
• Me: coincidence. Earthquake.
• Kyle: then it lifted of the table completely and unplugged itself from the wall and floated to the priests then he asked where they wanted it
• Me: :sob: why are you telling me this
• Kyle: one of them told him to put it on the ground near the wall, it floated where he pointed and plugged itself back in he asked if they wanted it on or off. priest said they spent a few days after that doing exorcism rites and stuff, then it all stopped. he also admitted that he has no idea if what they did had any actual effect
• Me: .__________________.